The Brief and Wondrous Lives of Porcelain Dolls
Death by media.
A postmortem found that this little doll was shredded by the media.
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It was discovered that the afterlife was a much happier affair, with lollipop trees and flying, luminescent undersea creatures.
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And the best part by far, was that you could sit on clouds.
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